(Comic Books) As you've probably figured out by now, I don't really go in for the whole "superhero" thing all that much; it's not that I have some weird animosity for the genre so much as I basically outgrew it when I was seventeen, and there's very little out there capable of renewing my interest. Given that, I hope I can be excused for not really caring too much about last weekend's WizardWorld Chicago, a comics convention almost exclusively devoted to the men-in-tights trope.
Aside from the usual huckstering and networking, the big point of this thing is the various announcements of new acquisitions and projects by the likes of Marvel and DC. To the extent that I do care, it's basically my curiosity over the question, "Will the Direct Market's major publishers announce any kind of initiative likely to attract new blood into the comics shops, and thus provide some kind of antidote to the death-spiral?" Well, the fat lady has now officially sung, and the answer is, for the most part, a resounding "no".
Marvel Comics' announcements were particularly unimpressive. The big news was that Brian Michael Bendis and Mark Millar would be writing more comics; this might be news if Bendis were going to be creating more of his kickass crime comics, but no, it's superheroes and more superheroes. Also, semi-competent hack Chuck Austen will be taking over Avengers -- man, now that's what I call scraping the bottom of the barrel.
(Incidentally, remember when Austen did good work? No seriously, he used to be an interesting cartoonist, creating lightweight but entertaining adventure books like Hero Sandwich, as well as the only porn comics with enough characterization to actually give Omaha the Cat Dancer a run for its money. What the hell ever happened to that guy, anyway?)
The only announcement from Marvel that even mildly piqued my interest was the news that Garth Ennis' gleefully mean-spirited Punisher series would be moving to the company's adults-only Max line, but even here the news was of limited worth at best -- Ennis is a good enough writer that he could produce hilariously over-the-top material even if forced to adhere to a strict all-ages rating, so all this announcement really gives him is permission to say the word "fuck". In any event, would a person browsing through the graphic novels at Barnes and Noble really think the book was any different for the "adults only" advisory label?
Editor-in-chief Joe Quesada hosted his usual off-the-cuff Q&A session, at which he did his best to squelch those nasty rumors about Marvel spreading nasty rumors:
"Asked if he spread rumors about DC trying to lure away exclusive Marvel talent, Quesada said, 'Why the hell would I start a rumor about my talent going to another company?'
"This was followed by a quick, 'Is that a denial?' from a member of the audience, to which Quesada replied, 'Yes,' while rolling his eyes."
DC Comics really didn't do much better. They announced more fan-favorites creating superhero titles, which means the same thing as Marvel's various announcements -- the Direct Market's regulars will now be buying a different set of A-list superhero titles, meaning that various B-list superhero titles will suffer an equivalent drop in sales as Peter is once again robbed to pay Paul. From a macroeconomic standpoint, the various announcements are functionally meaningless to anyone not on either end of the contract pen.
DC did, however, make a few announcements that could mean more sales. Howard Chaykin will be returning to the full creation of comics with a new Challengers of the Unknown miniseries. For those of you young 'uns who don't remember, towards the end of the 1980s Chaykin was justly known as one of the few creators fit to be placed in the same company as Frank Miller and Alan Moore, and his solo work has never been less than brilliantly engaging. The fact that he'll be creating a non-superhero adventure comic capable of possible bookstore traction is always good news. Better news is the announcement that zombie-movie legend George Romero will be writing a new six-issue horror story, with Richard Corben illustrating, no less. This certainly has the potential to attract outside interest, and could conceivably be the most significant news of the weekend.
Somewhere in the middle of all this, Aspen Comics announced the end of its legal troubles with Top Cow.
Yawn. If your interest in these sort of things exceeds my own, of course, there are any number of news-sites ready and willing to cater to you. I also recommend Sean Collins' weblog, where he's been offering his own unique take on the whole shindig.